How to Carry Plywood
Didn’t See That Coming!
What a Horse Job
Honey, meet the new neighbor
You have had Broke Back Mountain for 9 weeks
This is a reminder from Block Buster Video.
You have had Broke Back Mountain for over 9 weeks.
So if you could please return the Broke Back Mountain video to your nearest Block Buster Video store.
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Download the audio file and send it to your friends phone. (right click and choose save as)
They will hit play and everyone will hear that they have had Broke Back Mountain rented for 9 weeks!
Angry Mother Deer Attacks Cat and Dog
Watch as the mother deer finds out a cat and dog have been near her baby. If you don’t think deer are tough…think again. Poor dog!
Pocket Glock
Pocket sized Glock. Looks like a flashlight, but is really a folding machine gun!
Lost Masterpieces of Pornography
Gary Coleman’s Casket
Gary Coleman’s casket
Check it out. It even has his name on it.
Flaming Pumpkin
Take Your Grill Cover Off Carefully
small accident I had with the pick up truck
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip
I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator
instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife,
XOXO
P.S. Your girlfriend called.
Toyota Electric Lawnmower Recall
How not to work out
Wow, those “muscles” are disgusting!
Redneck Fire Alarm
Redneck Fire Alarm. This would actually work! (eventually)
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