What a Horse Job

Gary Coleman’s Casket

Gary Coleman’s casket
Check it out. It even has his name on it.

Flaming Pumpkin

Take Your Grill Cover Off Carefully

small accident I had with the pick up truck

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip
I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator
instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife,
XOXO

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

How not to work out

Wow, those “muscles” are disgusting!

Redneck Fire Alarm

Redneck Fire Alarm. This would actually work! (eventually)

The Yak Woman

Next year he’ll be guessing peoples weight or barking for the yak woman. Ya ever seen her? She’s got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Ugly as sin, but a sweet gal, and a hell of a good cook.

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Star Wars, the mystery is over

Probably not the best idea for a light switch.

Fill up with Pee-mium Gas

McDonalds Everywhere!

Wake Up

Michael Jackson

Virgin Airlines Cheaper Cousin

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