small accident I had with the pick up truck

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip
I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator
instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife,
XOXO

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

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The Yak Woman

Next year he’ll be guessing peoples weight or barking for the yak woman. Ya ever seen her? She’s got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Ugly as sin, but a sweet gal, and a hell of a good cook.

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Look behind you

What amazes me is it does not look like anyone at the sidelines is waving at the guy or trying to warn him. I slowed it down at the end so you can watch it closely. The poor guy flips around like a Popsicle stick. Do not know of his fate….Yikes. (note: there is no sound in the video)

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